They’re racists! And they’re dirty!
Written on January 30, 2008

We’ve watched some movies of William Klein recently starting with the hilarious and brilliant Mr Freedom. America is a subject that recurs in the movies quite often (Klein himself is from New York). Here’s something from Qui êtes-vous, Polly Maggoo? (1966, France).
01:08:05,381 –> 01:08:06,678
Hey, ma, who’s that?01:08:06,949 –> 01:08:09,144
Here comes the bride!01:08:09,418 –> 01:08:11,545
HERE COMES THE BRlDE!01:08:38,614 –> 01:08:41,913
Fine, thank you… l speak French.01:08:42,418 –> 01:08:46,252
Aha! So you’re Polly-glot!01:08:52,328 –> 01:08:54,592
Here, Polly, taste this.01:08:55,097 –> 01:08:58,157
They don’t have this in America,
do they?01:08:58,534 –> 01:08:59,159
What is it?01:08:59,401 –> 01:09:00,766
Calf’s-head!01:09:01,003 –> 01:09:02,061
French cuisine?01:09:02,338 –> 01:09:04,898
French and 1/2! Mother made it!01:09:05,141 –> 01:09:06,733
You’re in for a treat!01:09:13,983 –> 01:09:15,075
She likes it!01:09:15,618 –> 01:09:17,210
You don’t get that in America!01:09:17,453 –> 01:09:19,148
Everything comes in cans!01:09:19,388 –> 01:09:21,948
They’re even canning wine now!01:09:22,191 –> 01:09:23,158
ln America?01:09:23,392 –> 01:09:24,188
Uh…in France.01:09:24,426 –> 01:09:25,154
ln France!01:09:25,394 –> 01:09:26,793
To send to America.01:09:27,029 –> 01:09:31,193
You see? l was in the USA as a military observer.01:09:31,600 –> 01:09:34,569
l was dealing with Pentagon brass01:09:34,803 –> 01:09:36,293
who treated me like dirt!01:09:36,539 –> 01:09:39,633
Actually, l knew more than they did!01:09:39,875 –> 01:09:42,708
And l had a long tradition behind me!01:09:42,945 –> 01:09:44,242
He’s off again!01:09:44,547 –> 01:09:46,447
They say Americans are children.01:09:46,682 –> 01:09:48,377
Actually, they’re OUR children.01:09:48,617 –> 01:09:51,984
Europe has given them everything. From life to LlBERTY!01:09:53,088 –> 01:09:54,555
Some liberty!01:09:54,790 –> 01:09:56,314
And the Statue, to boot!01:09:58,194 –> 01:09:59,855
But he’s right, Gregoire.01:10:00,162 –> 01:10:01,959
Do you paint, young lady?01:10:02,198 –> 01:10:03,995
Why, no…01:10:04,400 –> 01:10:08,564
Then, your name isn’t Polly Titian?01:10:15,110 –> 01:10:17,806
You wouldn’t be Polly Tickle-minded?01:10:21,050 –> 01:10:24,349
Or Polly Styrene, by any chance?01:10:26,088 –> 01:10:28,886
Americans are squares… in round cans!01:10:29,191 –> 01:10:31,591
They’re dirty! And they’re stupid!01:10:31,894 –> 01:10:35,193
Their brains are smaller than ours!01:10:35,464 –> 01:10:37,364
And you can’t tell them apart!01:10:37,600 –> 01:10:39,591
They’re racists! And they’re dirty!01:10:39,835 –> 01:10:40,665
Now, Juliette…01:10:40,903 –> 01:10:41,961
not all of them.
Filed in: Movies.