I once wrote a column for the culture section of Helsingin Sanomat about LOLcats. Now I found a blog with English translations of Russian lolcats. The flavor is different.

Cease your protests, the deal is done!  You are to make a fine wife for uncouth American businessman!

We sleep with vigor. Content with the knowledge that Lenin’s body shall never decay…

My living quarters are comprised of the bone meal of the bourgeois!