Komsomolin lapsikuoron helmiä, vuodelta 1973.
Fiction: Mikko Lensu: Varatohtori Virta Etelänavalla (Teos, 2006)
This the sequel to Mikko Lensu’s first polar children’s book, Varatohtori Virta Pohjoisnavalla. Although this book suffers from the usual sequel problem of recycled jokes, it was more fun to read. The fantastic parts didn’t seem quite so forced and the general tone was more cheerful.
It’s the story of Varatohtori Virta and his compatriots from the first book, now on a scientific mission in Antarctica. They suspect the existence of rivers of meltwater under the ice and encounter problems with telepathic penguins.
We’ve watched some movies of William Klein recently starting with the hilarious and brilliant Mr Freedom. America is a subject that recurs in the movies quite often (Klein himself is from New York). Here’s something from Qui êtes-vous, Polly Maggoo? (1966, France).
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Hey, ma, who’s that?
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Here comes the bride!
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HERE COMES THE BRlDE!
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Fine, thank you… l speak French.
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Aha! So you’re Polly-glot!
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Here, Polly, taste this.
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They don’t have this in America,
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What is it?
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01:09:01,003 –> 01:09:02,061
01:09:02,338 –> 01:09:04,898
French and 1/2! Mother made it!
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You’re in for a treat!
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She likes it!
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You don’t get that in America!
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Everything comes in cans!
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They’re even canning wine now!
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01:09:23,392 –> 01:09:24,188
01:09:24,426 –> 01:09:25,154
01:09:25,394 –> 01:09:26,793
To send to America.
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You see? l was in the USA as a military observer.
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l was dealing with Pentagon brass
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who treated me like dirt!
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Actually, l knew more than they did!
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And l had a long tradition behind me!
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He’s off again!
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They say Americans are children.
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Actually, they’re OUR children.
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Europe has given them everything. From life to LlBERTY!
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01:09:54,790 –> 01:09:56,314
And the Statue, to boot!
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But he’s right, Gregoire.
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Do you paint, young lady?
01:10:02,198 –> 01:10:03,995
01:10:04,400 –> 01:10:08,564
Then, your name isn’t Polly Titian?
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You wouldn’t be Polly Tickle-minded?
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Or Polly Styrene, by any chance?
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Americans are squares… in round cans!
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They’re dirty! And they’re stupid!
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Their brains are smaller than ours!
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And you can’t tell them apart!
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They’re racists! And they’re dirty!
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01:10:40,903 –> 01:10:41,961
not all of them.
Fiction: Marie Darrieussecq: White (Faber & Faber, 2006)
One of the rare Antarctic novels I’ve read that’s proper, high-brow literature and not a genre excercise. It’s a slim, compact novel, a simple love story with a very effective, stream-of-consciousness voice. It’s about the weight of the past and deals with memories in a highly evocative way. For the most part, you get a highly evocative feel of Antarctica as a place, but the illusion wobbles in the end.
White is set in the future and is about Peter and Edmée, two international citizens who come to work on a pan-European research station. Sometimes the book feels well researched, as when Darrieussecq is writing about Scott or meteorites, but other times not, as with the role of women in Antarctica, or with the heating arrangements. The end result is beautiful but sloppy.
Film: John Sturges: Ice Station Zebra (U.S.A. 1968)
A Cold War thriller about a secret mission to the North Pole on a nuclear submarine. The underwater imagery of the sub is cool, and it looks like a big budget production for its time. Unfortunately, it feels like the people who made this were quite impressed with their own special effects. The first real event in the movie occurs around the one hour mark, and we get to know what’s going on after one hour and 45 minutes. The movie is two and half hours long, and it feels you could have cut the first hour away easily.
As a movie about polar regions, this one is a dud.
Pieneläinbändi (Small Animal Band, 02:14, photo composite, 2007)
Murmelin joulutervehdys (Marmot’s Christmas Greeting, 00:24, photo composite, 2007)
Fiction: Mikko Lensu: Varatohtori Virta Pohjoisnavalla (Teos, 2005)
A children’s book about an expedition through the polar sea. The author makes an effort towards whimsy, but his style doesn’t really stretch that far. It reads like someone in the natural sciences trying to be lighthearted and failing. On the upside, you can see in the way its written that the author has personal experience in the polar regions.
My wife loved this phrase: “Fritsistä ja Helmutista oli hauskaa vaaniskella toisiaan.”